Apropos of Everything: With a hipster name like this, it has to be good!

Thinking it’s about time I had an outlet, I decided to create a blog to voice my unimportant and uninteresting opinions to my imaginary internet friends.

Look forward to long, unintelligible rants posted in capslock about subjects so nerdy that simply knowing them would invoke a divine virginity to be cherished by every eunuch and priest until the end of time.

Also, Internet jokes are unfunny.

It would also be good if you subscribed to the RSS feed and dropped me hints on how to make this blog a little better. Heck, I know I’m no Hemingway, but I want to at least try.